RUMOUR MILL II THE SEARCH FOR THE BLACK KNIGHT

WAW has been flooded by letters asking us to identify the notorious Black Knight. We immediately dispatched investigative reporter under the covers to find him. After intensive interviews with the Knight's victims our reporter was still confounded. There was even the possibility that the Black knight is a woman!

In early August one suspect became the focus of the investigation. The suspect was followed by our incognito agent. First stop was Constantcatta Ave where Seashells Allday was seen in deep discourse with the suspect. Next they were followed to a house in Sherry Swills where Merry Actagain and Bronzeone Joinedin(Why me? Why Me?) shared tea and sympathy. The trail then lead to Killajoy ATC where Ritzie and Rare were temporarily diverted.

Bulimia ATC became an extended stopover as the charming Migraine Robust kept the suspect enthralled. (This is fishy, Migraine should know the Black Knight better than anyone yet she seemed so at ease with the suspect! - Ed) Curiously Burnt Oven joined in on this conversation, the only time that the suspect spent time with a man.

By morning tea the suspect was deeply engrossed with relief workers Alluring Doteon and Leanon Barstool at Werkfarce. This interlude was disturbed when the green eyed Sir Latealot demanded milk and sent Peeper Eagerly and Comeearly Demilko to guard the driveway. The suspect fled before the ever vigilant Keg Brewer could offer an invitation to the 73rd Werkfarce farewell of 1993.

The suspect tried to disappear in the crowd at Warringah Mall but was spotted in deep discourse with Kamboring pair Yawny Gifted and Merge Comfortable. The trio were last seen hiring a video camera and travelling along the Newcastle Freeway in a remarkable Kombi.

This is the last we have heard from our intrepid reporter. We are confident that he is near solving the mystery. Stay tuned for further developments.

MANAGEMENT TAKE INITIATIVE IN SCANDAL

WAW under the cover reporters claim that recently one current house manager and two former house managers got together on a Saturday night. Apparently two of the trio slept together while the other watched and operated the video.

More management initiatives. Manager A was seen having an early afternoon toast(?) with the spouse of manager B. Manager B was later seen wielding a golf club with deadly force. Manger A has disappeared! Manager B claims that Manager A has gone north on an adventure holiday but this can't be verified.